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A bloke walks into a bar, and he's got a fucking great big green head. The barman says to him 'Excuse me, mate... But do you mind if I ask you about your head? It's just...' The bloke says 'No worries', and begins to explain. 'A plane I was on crash landed in the desert, and I was the only one to make it out alive. I walked around, not knowing what to do, until after a few hours I found a lamp buried in the sand. I thought I was going to die, so I gave it a rub. A fucking genie popped out and granted me three wishes!' The barman looked at him and said 'Oh, I know. He twisted your words, right? Gave you that head when you wished for something else'. The bloke continued his story. 'I said to him "You're not one of those arsehole genies who twists words, are you?" He said "Me? Not at all!" I decided to trust him, since I was fucked either way. "The first thing I want", I said, "is to make it out of here alive". The genie said "Alright", and here I am. "The second thing I want is a beautiful wife", I told him. Again, he fixed it for me.' 'Hang on', the barman said. 'You asked for your safety, and he sorted that. You asked for a beautiful wife, and he sorted that. What did he do with your last wish?'

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any one got a link for good commentry add-ons/packs

The Don has returned.... mob handed. Hope you all had a nice New Year and happy Chinese New Year from a few days ago. Still awesome, still boasting a fair old cock and... what? How the fuck did Tony win best Thread Starter? Shambles.

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INNN!... a half and half water/land Hell in a Cell Match These are the important questions that need answering... and thank Jebus I'm here to ask them. Who would win?

Two of the greatest literary geniuses to ever grace this world. I've always loved preferred Dickens's works, with Great Expectations being my favorite. Notable mentions to David Copperfield and A Tale of Two Cities as well. The great baird on the otherhand, came up with such masterpieces as A Midsummer Nights Dream, Othello and Hamlet... to name but a few. These two intellectual colossuses have both left an unforgettable mark on both the English language and literature in general. However, you have to wander how the two of them would fair, should they come up against against the Serengeti's finest. Could the two of them form an alliance, which would see them take down a lion? Or would they go the way of so many other pretenders to the lions throne and have the smackdown laid upon them?

Anyone else gave up? Nope i'm not calling the transfer system do hold onto your horses! Ive got a bad habit of buying players and the team getting worse, i dont know why im so bad but i am. I recently took over MK (got to drop the dons!) mid way though the first season and managed to get them stable because they were losing loads every month due to big wages. In the summer i got about 12k a week in wages to spend and i did an awful job which led to me being sacked in November 2nd season. As anyone got any tips on buying players without looking in the Good players forum?

Hi Guys I just downloaded FM 2012 through the Sega website, got Steam and everything but I have to have an internet connection to start up FM 2012...is this correct? Problem is I don't have the internet in my room....is there any other way? Sorry if this is a stupid question... Thanks Dave

...because Ive only played CM97/98, CM01/02, CM02/03 and the FM's since 05, so my question is: Can anyone recommend any players for CM4 so I can get started straight away when it arrives on Monday/Tuesday? Cheers!

What does the suspend button mean in Genie Scout?

Have been a huge fan of CM/FM for years and have never really felt the need to point out any flaws in the game....Usually they dont wind me up enough to do it. However this has really annoyed....discovered a thoroughly exciting french regen whom I thought I had in my grasps! Honestly could be one of the greatest players ive ever seen on FM, however Arsenal stroll in a make an offer and he goes there. Fine I can deal with that part....However when the lad comes out and says the move is down to wanting Arsene Wenger to develop his career I lose the plot.....Mr "I didn't see it" retires in six days surely the regen should know this and therefore shouldn't have a say over his move in reality. Grrrr rant over!

One simple question is on my mind right now, will I be able to run FM 2012 on my laptop if I download the windows 8 developer preview, as I am sorely tempted to do so. I would prefer it if I know from people who have downloaded it and know for sure or someone who knows someone who has it and either can or can't play it. Thanks in advance, Armour

Sorry if this has been asked before but is he worth paying 50+ for?

I find personal chats are a little too specific. I dodnt want to decide weather laurent koncielney was good defensivly or created a lot of chances. i just want to tell him e played well. Wilshire gets 8.9, i say good passing! he says, well i dont think i did that well! Why cant i just say great performance like you used to be able to?

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